ten things i learned in NYC(coping green lantern here...)
10:kocckoffs of knockoff purses provide hours of amusment
9:all pigions are frendly IF you have food if not BEWARE
8:Chian town=death
7:red busses=death
6: sit down on double decker busses or you head will be smashed off my swinging stop lights
5:you cannot bring BM DVD's on planes(sorry tricia...)
4: times square=death but really cool the signs are sweet
3:all fire trucks have nicknames: do not call then by there number or thousands of people will gang up on you forcing to shaming you to a life of "china towns pride" tattoed to you back
2:ANYTHING in italian people accept you like a long lost faily memember
1:italians accept you if you just tell them your last name like you are a long lost relative