chuck norris
got some disoturbing karate news last night, people joining who are messing up....stuff. blah, but then again its BSM so why else can we expect?
so have we all heard the "chuck norris" joke thing, its like this cult following, its amasing. addicting and amasing:
"One time, Chuck Norris stubbed his toe, and destroyed the whole state of Ohio."
"Chuck Norris invented the left turn. This was so he could roundhouse kick people both ways."
its sick how funny i find this. so sick.
i only wich i could start somethign this big.
me
oh and
today on jeporday the final jeporday was "Milestones" and after i saw the catagory i said something like "its gona be about apollo 11 or the moon landing" just because im me and im cool like that. then what was the answer? Apollo 11. yup, pre conginative abilties-all me.
posted by superman and flash at 2:23 PM
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Yeah my school is on the "Chuck Norris Craze" as well, but we have weirder jokes like
"When people get hungery they go to the fridge, when Chuck Norris gets hungery he goes to the orphanage." Which was kinda on the weird side, but us Benildians are kinda like that so go figure.
5:22 PM
crazy BSM'ers
6:08 PM
wow, kinda forgot you had this ... sad, i know. anyway, i don't get any of those jokes but whatEVS. hey, i'm doing jem, too (in response to your last post) but why do you have legos on yours? the biggest thing on mine is "ANGRY" in red ... it's pretty damn awesome
8:06 PM
wait, who from bsm is join ur place??
well anyway on to the story of the day....so there i am sitting in religion class kinda zoning out/talkin to this guy and then class starts w/ prayer. then i hear a cell phone start to vibrate but of course i didn't think it was mine so i was kinda lookin around. but then it started to ring and u could tell it was comin from my backpack. o crap. so my teacher decides we should call the person back. who do u think it was? none other than livins. so my teacher called her and started joking around w/ her while my whole class laughed.... i actually thought it was funny cuz i didn't get in trouble but my teacher freaked livins out. lol
batman
11:54 AM
ha, dosent she know not to call during schol hours?
4:33 PM
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA---(in response to Batman) That is HALARIOUS!!!!!! Who was the teacher? Ahhhh Livins *chuckles* ^_^
4:59 PM
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